429
Posted on July 5, 2018 at 11:39 am by Gene Ambaum
Characters: Martin
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Woman: Your hands are filthy.
Martin: A little hand sanitizer will fix that.
Woman: They’re still filthy.
Martin: But now they’re 99.9% germ free.
Woman: No, they’re not! Your hands are now covered with germ corpses. It’s worse!
Martin: Socially acceptable germ corpses.
Martin: A little hand sanitizer will fix that.
Woman: They’re still filthy.
Martin: But now they’re 99.9% germ free.
Woman: No, they’re not! Your hands are now covered with germ corpses. It’s worse!
Martin: Socially acceptable germ corpses.
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Dead bacteria is easy for even a compromised immune system to deal with. Mind you, 99.9% dead means 0.1% still alive and kicking, and a healthy immune system can usually deal with that forthwith.
That 0.1% is easily taken care of by an immuno-deficient body as well. Immuno-compromised may still have issues though.
Ironmouse will… stay in her room, where she’s safe.
I would like to refer this library user to comic #34, where we already established that Martin may have the most “robust immune system” of all the library staff, who should feel lucky to be served by Martin! (https://librarycomic.com/comic/34/)