426
Posted on July 2, 2018 at 1:04 pm by Gene Ambaum
Characters: Jody
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Patron: You have a positive, non-American attitude.
Jody: I am an American.
Patron: But you’re not American American.
Jody: I’m at least as American as you are.
Patron: Well what language do you speak at home?
Jody: English.
Patron: No, I mean at home home.
Jody: Oh, is English not your first language? I thought you were being awful, but maybe you’re just confused.
Jody: I am an American.
Patron: But you’re not American American.
Jody: I’m at least as American as you are.
Patron: Well what language do you speak at home?
Jody: English.
Patron: No, I mean at home home.
Jody: Oh, is English not your first language? I thought you were being awful, but maybe you’re just confused.
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This patron’s stupidity is really bugging me.
“Murican.”