Posted on January 10, 2017 at 12:00 am by Gene Ambaum
Jody: Pardon me?
Patron: What ARE you?
Jody: I’m a woman. I’m a mother. I’m a library assistant.
Patron: No, where are you from?
Jody: The United States of America.
Patron: But where are you REALLY from?
Jody: Do you want to see a picture of my mother?