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Patron: I’d like to use one of your small study rooms at 1pm.
Jody: I’m afraid they’re all booked for this afternoon.

Patron: Could I use your large meeting room?
Jody: I’m afraid we have library programs in there all day.

Patron: What am I supposed to do?
Jody: There’s a free table over by the computers.

Patron: Is that the one with gum all over the bottom?
Jody: You’re better off not asking.