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Patron: I heard you sell book bags.
Jody: We do. Would you like to buy one?

Patron: No. I brought these for you.
Jody: But we don’t --

Patron: Please take them. I get them at conferences without meaning to. I buy them at stores when I forget my bag at home. I’m a tote bag magnet -- a bagnet.
Jody: We don’t have room.

Patron: Maybe put them in the lost and found!
Jody: Where are you going? You can’t just leave these here!