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Posted on May 29, 2018 at 3:09 pm by Gene Ambaum
Characters: Jody
↓ Transcript
Patron: I heard you sell book bags.
Jody: We do. Would you like to buy one?
Patron: No. I brought these for you.
Jody: But we don’t --
Patron: Please take them. I get them at conferences without meaning to. I buy them at stores when I forget my bag at home. I’m a tote bag magnet -- a bagnet.
Jody: We don’t have room.
Patron: Maybe put them in the lost and found!
Jody: Where are you going? You can’t just leave these here!
Jody: We do. Would you like to buy one?
Patron: No. I brought these for you.
Jody: But we don’t --
Patron: Please take them. I get them at conferences without meaning to. I buy them at stores when I forget my bag at home. I’m a tote bag magnet -- a bagnet.
Jody: We don’t have room.
Patron: Maybe put them in the lost and found!
Jody: Where are you going? You can’t just leave these here!
Give them to the Friends of the Library if they have book sales!