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Posted on November 17, 2016 at 12:00 am by Gene Ambaum
Characters: Laura
↓ Transcript
Patron: It's a plastic raccoon?
Laura: They’re safety scissors!
Patron: They won’t cut anything.
Laura: Including you or me.
Patron: I just need to cut this paper.
Laura: Do you not like the raccoon?
Patron: I'll just go home and use real scissors.
Laura: I also have an elephant and a crocodile!
Laura: They’re safety scissors!
Patron: They won’t cut anything.
Laura: Including you or me.
Patron: I just need to cut this paper.
Laura: Do you not like the raccoon?
Patron: I'll just go home and use real scissors.
Laura: I also have an elephant and a crocodile!
Shout out to Steven Universe!
🙂
We give patrons the dull safety scissors because they aren’t quite as likely to steal those as they are the real scissors.
Blunt tip safety scissors are my mainstay when clipping claim tickets off parked bikes. I do a lot of valet bike parking.