Posted on November 17, 2016 at 12:00 am by Gene Ambaum
Laura: They’re safety scissors!
Patron: They won’t cut anything.
Laura: Including you or me.
Patron: I just need to cut this paper.
Laura: Do you not like the raccoon?
Patron: I'll just go home and use real scissors.
Laura: I also have an elephant and a crocodile!