



Patron: It's a plastic raccoon?
Laura: They’re safety scissors!
Patron: They won’t cut anything.
Laura: Including you or me.
Patron: I just need to cut this paper.
Laura: Do you not like the raccoon?
Patron: I'll just go home and use real scissors.
Laura: I also have an elephant and a crocodile!
4 thoughts on “4”
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Shout out to Steven Universe!
Chris
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Mary Ellen
We give patrons the dull safety scissors because they aren’t quite as likely to steal those as they are the real scissors.
Robert in San Diego
Blunt tip safety scissors are my mainstay when clipping claim tickets off parked bikes. I do a lot of valet bike parking.
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