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Patron: It's a plastic raccoon?
Laura: They’re safety scissors!

Patron: They won’t cut anything.
Laura: Including you or me.

Patron: I just need to cut this paper.
Laura: Do you not like the raccoon?

Patron: I'll just go home and use real scissors.
Laura: I also have an elephant and a crocodile!


4 thoughts on “4”

  1. C says:

    Shout out to Steven Universe!

  2. Mary Ellen says:

    We give patrons the dull safety scissors because they aren’t quite as likely to steal those as they are the real scissors.

  3. Robert in San Diego says:

    Blunt tip safety scissors are my mainstay when clipping claim tickets off parked bikes. I do a lot of valet bike parking.

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