



Patron: Could I get another hug?
Jody: Sorry, that was a one-time expression of sympathy.
Patron: Please?
Jody: “One-time” means it will not be repeated. Please cease your requests.
Patron: Pretty please?
Jody: Again, no.
Patron: Well then I’m not leaving!
Jody: Threats are rarely the secret to hugs.