Posted on May 9, 2018 at 11:19 am by Gene Ambaum
Patron 1: I need some books to get me through the next day or two.
Martin: What sorts of books does he like?
Patron 1: Look, it’s not important. Just give me a stack of kids books ASAP.
Martin: I --
Patron 2: I can taste those Cheetos again.
Patron 1: Hurry! I’m on the vomit clock here!