Patron: I appreciate your help finding books our son will like.
Jody: You’re very welcome.
Patron: I’ll just leave these here and buy him new copies.
Jody: Yes, you’ve said several times that you can afford it. Happy reading!
Jane: She wanted kids books? Why didn’t you come get me to help?
Patron: I feel it’s only fair to acknowledge how surprisingly helpful you were. I only deigned to enter this cesspool because the bookstore is closed.
Jane: Thank you thank you thank you.