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Posted on January 4, 2017 at 12:00 am by Gene Ambaum
Characters: Grant
↓ Transcript
Patron: Other companies post their CEO’s contact information right on the website.
Grant: It appears that Mr. Cheap Cuts doesn’t want to hear from you directly.
Patron: It’s out there somewhere.
Grant: It’s not. I’ve looked.
Patron: I don’t believe you.
Grant: You don’t have to. You can hang up and use the browser on your phone to see for yourself.
Patron: Hold on. These fries are cold and have too much salt! I’m also gonna need the number for the CEO of Kevin’s Burger Wizard.
Grant: It appears that Mr. Cheap Cuts doesn’t want to hear from you directly.
Patron: It’s out there somewhere.
Grant: It’s not. I’ve looked.
Patron: I don’t believe you.
Grant: You don’t have to. You can hang up and use the browser on your phone to see for yourself.
Patron: Hold on. These fries are cold and have too much salt! I’m also gonna need the number for the CEO of Kevin’s Burger Wizard.
I think this guy needs to find out the joys of 411, instead of harassing his local library.