Posted on March 23, 2018 at 1:11 pm by Gene Ambaum
Martin: After all the trouble you’ve caused here? Certainly.
Patron: I need you to say good things about me.
Martin: I’ll emphasize how good you are at breaking rules and looking at pornography.
Patron: Would you be a reference for me?
Grant: I don’t know who you are.
Patron: Great! What’s your contact info?