354
Posted on March 22, 2018 at 12:13 pm by Gene Ambaum
↓ Transcript
Patron: I want to complain about your “scanner.”
Lucy: That machine scans?
Grant: Yes. It even emails the images it creates.
Lucy: I thought it was a fax machine.
Grant: That’s fake news.
Lucy: You haven’t been using your special screwdrivers, have you? Because you’re not allowed to.
Grant: I didn’t touch it.
Patron: I’m still unhappy over here.
Lucy: Then I apologize on behalf of the library. And so does Grant.
Grant: No I don’t. They are lucky it worked as well as it did.
Lucy: That machine scans?
Grant: Yes. It even emails the images it creates.
Lucy: I thought it was a fax machine.
Grant: That’s fake news.
Lucy: You haven’t been using your special screwdrivers, have you? Because you’re not allowed to.
Grant: I didn’t touch it.
Patron: I’m still unhappy over here.
Lucy: Then I apologize on behalf of the library. And so does Grant.
Grant: No I don’t. They are lucky it worked as well as it did.
I’m almost afraid to ask, but what are Grant’s “special screwdrivers”? Are they sonic? Magic? What?
Torx.
I instantly thought of the screwdriver of the doctor. Is Grant an undercover time lord?
Ah, so Grant couldn’t help her more directly due to management.