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Posted on March 21, 2018 at 11:47 am by Gene Ambaum
Characters: Grant
↓ Transcript
Patron: I can’t believe I finally got your stupid machine to work.
Grant: And because I didn’t intervene, that victory is yours alone.
Patron: Today is my day! I feel like I can do anything!
Patron: I should apply to college! Ask out that handsome woman! Buy lottery tickets!
Patron: It’s trying to cook my document!
Grant: Go back to your happy place while I grab a fire extinguisher.
Grant: And because I didn’t intervene, that victory is yours alone.
Patron: Today is my day! I feel like I can do anything!
Patron: I should apply to college! Ask out that handsome woman! Buy lottery tickets!
Patron: It’s trying to cook my document!
Grant: Go back to your happy place while I grab a fire extinguisher.
See? That’s what REALLY happens when you hit the library scanner!
Eh, only when it smell’s the user’s uncertainty. 🙂