Martin: The men’s room needs soap.
Stephanie: I saw your email. The janitor will be here in a few hours.
Martin: Men need clean hands now!
Jody: Says the man with the dirty fingernails.
Martin: This is ink. From newsprint.
Laura: That would be a great touch for a steampunk costume.
Martin: No one is listening to me!
Mike: Not true. We’re actively ignoring you because we’re busy, too.