



Patron: The men’s room is out of soap.
Martin: Thanks for letting us know.
Patron: “Us”?
Martin: The staff, of which I am a single member.
Patron: You’re not doing anything about the situation.
Martin: On the contrary, I’m alerting the people most likely to be able to remedy the situation.
Patron: So should I wait? Or just start pulling books off the shelves with my germ-ridden hands?
Martin: Don’t touch anything!