Martin: Why do you need to read faster?
Patron: I’ve got lots to do. Movies to watch, games to play, drinks to drink with people I have yet to meet.
Martin: Reading is more important than all of that.
Patron: I thought you'd be glad that reading made my list.
Martin: Reading should be at the top of your list.
Patron: You’re right! If I gave up solid foods I could probably get in a few extra chapters every week!