Patron: I need a book I can read quickly.
Martin: I know just the book.
Patron: That’s huge!
Martin: I know. But it’s so action packed you won’t be able to put it down.
Patron: I don’t have this much time.
Martin: Trust me, you’ll make time.
Patron: Are you even listening to me?
Martin: I am. But I’m also paying attention to the you that will bring back a short, boring book and complain about what a slog it was.