Patron: Are there men in there?
Laura: It’s possible. But there’s really no need to worry --
Patron: Oh I’m not worried, dear.
Patron: But I just realized I forgot my lipstick at home.
Laura: This bathroom is more of a waste disposal opportunity than a social opportunity.
Patron: I wasn’t going to fancy up for someone in there, dear. I was going in there to fancy up. But thank you for making sure I remember what a bathroom is for, in case I’d forgotten.