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Posted on December 28, 2017 at 12:00 pm by Gene Ambaum
Characters: Martin
↓ Transcript
Martin: This is Martin, how can I help you?
Patron: Hi Kevin, I’m the one that called earlier. I don’t need that Chaucer book anymore.
Martin: Who did you talk to?
Patron: Patricia. She was going to hold it for me behind the reference desk.
Martin: There’s nobody here by the name Patricia. Maybe you called--
Patron: Please. I don’t want the book anymore. Just put it back.
Martin: Okay, I’m handing the book to Patricia. She’s taking it away.
Patron: Oh thank you. Now the squids will let me sleep.
Patron: Hi Kevin, I’m the one that called earlier. I don’t need that Chaucer book anymore.
Martin: Who did you talk to?
Patron: Patricia. She was going to hold it for me behind the reference desk.
Martin: There’s nobody here by the name Patricia. Maybe you called--
Patron: Please. I don’t want the book anymore. Just put it back.
Martin: Okay, I’m handing the book to Patricia. She’s taking it away.
Patron: Oh thank you. Now the squids will let me sleep.
Ah, I see the problem. It’s the *fish* you’re supposed to be sleeping with
I, for one, am feeling much calmer now.
Thank you, Martin.
And do thank Patricia!