291
Posted on December 25, 2017 at 5:19 pm by Gene Ambaum
Characters: Stephanie
↓ Transcript
Stephanie: Can I help you?
Patron 1: The self checkout station said there’s a problem.
Patron 2: She was having trouble.
Stephanie: Let me take a look.
Patron 2: She took the card gingerly, as if it was a baby chick or a dirty needle.
Patron 2: The man in line continued to wait. He knew this would take a while.
Stephanie: Give me a moment to figure this out.
Patron 1: No worries.
Patron 2: Was she merely feigning a lack of concern? What bibliographic crimes was she guilty of? Time would tell.
Patron 1: The self checkout station said there’s a problem.
Patron 2: She was having trouble.
Stephanie: Let me take a look.
Patron 2: She took the card gingerly, as if it was a baby chick or a dirty needle.
Patron 2: The man in line continued to wait. He knew this would take a while.
Stephanie: Give me a moment to figure this out.
Patron 1: No worries.
Patron 2: Was she merely feigning a lack of concern? What bibliographic crimes was she guilty of? Time would tell.
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I swear the narrating guy reminds me so much of Dewey.
In many ways.
No doubt this is how Dewey behaves when he’s in someone else’s library.
“Stanley looked at the Broom Closet door again, but he really shouldn’t have…”