Patron: I need the use of your meeting room next Monday.
Jody: Someone has already booked it.
Patron: What about the following Tuesday?
Jody: Also booked.
Patron: I don’t believe you.
Jody: Do you think I’m lying to drag out this conversation?
Patron: I can tell by your hair color that you enjoy being uncooperative.
Jody: Luckily I find that funny instead of insulting.