Posted on November 1, 2017 at 11:54 am by Gene Ambaum
Martin: You’re stealing library property.
Patron: You called them?
Martin: One of my colleagues may have. Your rant was really loud.
Patron: I don’t have time for jail.
Martin: On the upside, if you read that book aloud to the other inmates you’ll be very popular.
Patron: Here, I’m returning it.
Martin: We don’t call it a “return” unless you checked it out.