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Patron: I’m taking this book!
Martin: I’m really happy that you found one you like.

Patron: And I’m not bringing it back!
Martin: That’s fine. Just make sure you check it out first!

Patron: I would never check out crap like this! I’m getting rid of it and no one can stop me!

Martin: Could you say that last part again?


3 thoughts on “251”

  1. Sam says:

    I *love* that Martin still uses a flip phone!

    1. Elliot says:

      Believe it or not, he’s not the only one. At least now I know another librarian who does even if he’s fictitious.

      1. Rob says:

        I have a flip, so now you know of another librarian that isn’t fictitious.
        People are always telling me I need to get a smartphone and I say “what for”. They tell me that I need it so I can look things up on the internet, especially at work to which I respond “I’m a public librarian, I can look up whatever I want because patrons will ask for that information too, and there’s no way to know if it’s personal or work related”
        I’m answering my own information questions.

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