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Posted on October 3, 2017 at 9:14 am by Gene Ambaum
Characters: Martin
↓ Transcript
Patron: Is climate change real?
Martin: All the research I’ve done points to the fact that it’s changing, yes.
Patron: My dad says it’s not real.
Martin: Okay.
Patron: So you’re saying he’s wrong?
Martin: I’m not. We’ve each come to a different conclusion.
Patron: So you’re smarter than him?
Martin: I don’t know, what’s his position on creamy vs crunchy peanut butter?
Martin: All the research I’ve done points to the fact that it’s changing, yes.
Patron: My dad says it’s not real.
Martin: Okay.
Patron: So you’re saying he’s wrong?
Martin: I’m not. We’ve each come to a different conclusion.
Patron: So you’re smarter than him?
Martin: I don’t know, what’s his position on creamy vs crunchy peanut butter?
crunchy, of course!
To be fair, ‘My dad says’ is a better argument than ‘Trump says’.
And they both come to the same non-scientific conclusion (to be fair).