Posted on September 20, 2017 at 12:00 am by Gene Ambaum
Jane: The book is still overdue.
Patron: Can you please renew it one more time?
Jane: You’re already at the limit. Let’s see if we can’t find a book that she likes better.
Jane: “Three blind mice. See how they run...
Patron: Do you have anything about baby rats? She’s afraid of mice.