Posted on July 27, 2017 at 12:00 am by Gene Ambaum
Grant: I won’t help you.
Patron: Well that’s rude.
Grant: If it was up to me, I’d help you. But I’m not allowed.
Patron: I thought you library people were always willing to help.
Grant: Sorry, those days are over.
Lucy: Another computer repair problem?
Grant: He wanted me to hack into his neighbor’s wifi.