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Posted on July 24, 2017 at 11:23 am by Gene Ambaum
Characters: Grant
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Grant: The good news is, I might be able to fix your computer.
Patron: Great!
Grant: But I’m not a certified technician. It would be guesswork, luck, and small screwdrivers.
Grant: At some point I’d say something like, “Oops!” then a piece of plastic would snap and you’d probably get really angry.
Patron: I’m willing to take that chance.
Grant: Then you’re going to be disappointed to hear that the library won’t allow me to do any of it.
Patron: Great!
Grant: But I’m not a certified technician. It would be guesswork, luck, and small screwdrivers.
Grant: At some point I’d say something like, “Oops!” then a piece of plastic would snap and you’d probably get really angry.
Patron: I’m willing to take that chance.
Grant: Then you’re going to be disappointed to hear that the library won’t allow me to do any of it.
“But I want you to do it for freeeeee!”