165
Posted on June 30, 2017 at 12:00 am by Gene Ambaum
Characters: Martin
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Patron: Do you have an abridged version?
Martin: I think so.
Patron: That’s still too big for me to finish in the time.
Martin: I think there’s a condensed version of that.
Martin: I’d be remiss if I didn’t also give you this picture book adaptation.
Patron: Are you making fun of me?
Martin: Before I answer that, have a look at this bubble gum wrapper edition -- it really captures all the nuance of the original.
Martin: I think so.
Patron: That’s still too big for me to finish in the time.
Martin: I think there’s a condensed version of that.
Martin: I’d be remiss if I didn’t also give you this picture book adaptation.
Patron: Are you making fun of me?
Martin: Before I answer that, have a look at this bubble gum wrapper edition -- it really captures all the nuance of the original.
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Martin needs to be my roommate.
There is likely a graphic novel, for the “just right” length.
And a guide, bound in black and yellow, by my good friend, Cliff. 🙂
Gum wrapper still too long, do you have a smell that sums it up?
Martin is my new hero. Seriously, this guy needs to be in every library.