Posted on May 19, 2017 at 12:00 am by Gene Ambaum
Martin: I’m charged with protecting the collection. Also, licking your fingers is a bit grotesque.
Patron: You should be happy I’m interested in books.
Martin: I am.
Martin: But I’d be happier if you stopped depositing your sputum in them. Books that are repeatedly exposed to moisture are more likely to --