Martin: Someone is trolling my review of one of my favorite books!
Grant: A review in the catalog that disagrees with yours is not “trolling.”
Martin: It’s insulting.
Grant: It just says that the book isn’t as good as your review indicated.
Martin: It compares the author’s use of modifiers to the flavor of a dust bunny.
Grant: If the metaphor works....
Martin: This means war!
Grant: This means I’m taking that book off my reading list.