Posted on April 26, 2017 at 12:00 am by Gene Ambaum
Howard: You’re a librarian. Your job is to get people to read.
Grant: It’s hard to get people to read physical books even when they’re attractive. These are old and worn.
Howard: They are worn because they’ve been read over and over. They’ve been read over and over because they’re excellent!
Grant: They’re kind of gross.
Howard: That’s a selling point for those Professor Underwear books! Let’s go with that!