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Posted on April 24, 2017 at 12:00 am by Gene Ambaum
Characters: Howard
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Howard: That was one of my books.
Patron: Your books?
Howard: I donated them to the library back when I was alive.
Patron: So it’s really, really old?
Howard: Yes, ma’am. It’s a classic. It’s certifiably good.
Patron: I’d prefer something… newer.
Howard: Those books aren’t any better just because the author is still alive!
Patron: Your books?
Howard: I donated them to the library back when I was alive.
Patron: So it’s really, really old?
Howard: Yes, ma’am. It’s a classic. It’s certifiably good.
Patron: I’d prefer something… newer.
Howard: Those books aren’t any better just because the author is still alive!
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Thanks for bringing back Howard!
You can’t trust dead guys for book recommendations.
Well, not always.