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Parent: You’re not allowed to come to the library anymore.
Kid: But I like to read. And you want me to read.

Parent: Well, you’re not allowed to talk to the librarians anymore.
Kid: What about when I need help with my homework?

Parent: You’re only allowed to talk to librarians about school-related subjects.
Kid: So math, history, art, those sorts of things?

Parent: Yes, thank you.
Kid: I’m researching how much money, historically, Michelangelo was paid to paint all those naked people.

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2 thoughts on “95”

  1. delagar says:

    The more you tighten your grip…

    1. James says:

      The more star systems will slip through your fingers?

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