From the Bulwer-Lytton Bad Writing Contest: “As an ornithologist, George was fascinated by the fact that urine and feces mix in birds’ rectums to form a unified, homogeneous slurry that is expelled through defecation, although eying Greta’s face and the reaction of the congregation, he decided that he should have used a different analogy to describe their relationship in his wedding vows.”
I looooove the way this artist does eyes!!!!
From the Bulwer-Lytton Bad Writing Contest: “As an ornithologist, George was fascinated by the fact that urine and feces mix in birds’ rectums to form a unified, homogeneous slurry that is expelled through defecation, although eying Greta’s face and the reaction of the congregation, he decided that he should have used a different analogy to describe their relationship in his wedding vows.”