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Lucy: You seem unhappy with our shelving.
Patron: I’m happy with 99.99% of it. It’s the other .01% that—

Lucy: Listen, where else are you merely 1/100th of a percent unhappy?
Patron: Um—

Lucy: Nowhere. The library brings great joy into your life. Embrace it.

Patron: I really do love the library! Can I stop now?
Lucy: No. The library doesn’t believe you yet.


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