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Patron: I finished my summer reading log.
Jody: Fantastic.

Patron: What do I get?
Jody: This fancy certificate.

Patron: That’s it? Last year I got a ruler and a calculator.
Jody: Look! It’s embossed with gold.

Kid: I’d unread all those books if I could.


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