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Patron: Do you have an abridged version?
Martin: I think so.

Patron: That’s still too big for me to finish in the time.
Martin: I think there’s a condensed version of that.

Martin: I’d be remiss if I didn’t also give you this picture book adaptation.

Patron: Are you making fun of me?
Martin: Before I answer that, have a look at this bubble gum wrapper edition -- it really captures all the nuance of the original.

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4 thoughts on “165”

  1. delagar says:

    Martin needs to be my roommate.

  2. Michael says:

    There is likely a graphic novel, for the “just right” length.

    1. Laura says:

      And a guide, bound in black and yellow, by my good friend, Cliff. 🙂

  3. Epritrian says:

    Gum wrapper still too long, do you have a smell that sums it up?

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